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Quote #348 | Submitted by: d-floe on 8:46PM, December 6th, 2015
Score: 4
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<Kizunami> I shit my pants in the 90s
<Kizunami> so I know that it stinks
<zwimmy> you still do
<dilly> stinky baby through and through
<dilly> 5ever
<Kizunami> are you saying you dont shit your pants
<zwimmy> no
<Kizunami> youre not saying you dont shit your pants
<zwimmy> GET
<zwimmy> OOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Quote #349 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:44PM, December 8th, 2015
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[01:26.12] * Thor (~Thor@Rizon-61589C5B.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined channel #thebackalleys
[01:26.12] * Warden sets mode +v Thor for #thebackalleys
[01:26.13] <&HatsuneMiku> Don't touch Thor, let Thor touch you.
[01:26.28] * Thor touches the windows
[01:26.29] <+Thor> I uhh
[01:26.31] <+Thor> ignore that
[01:30.11] <@dilly> lmfao
Quote #350 | Submitted by: dilly on 11:00PM, December 10th, 2015
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<+ExBerian> are you gonna work for them thor
<@dilly> thor is too busy doing sweet archery shots
<+Thor> I'd consider it down the line
<+Thor> that too
<@dilly> also i almost forgot to put the I in doing
<+Thor> they're film VFX though
<+Thor> I'm game FX
<@dilly> so it would have been "thor is too busy dong"
<+Thor> which I enjoy more B]
<@dilly> and that's not right
<@dilly> oh
<+Thor> dilly do you want to see my dong
<@dilly> i'm ok thank you though
<~rtil> ∩( ・ω・)∩
<+Thor> this dong is very similar to the one I have http://ii.mypivots.com/banknotes/vnd-20000-vietnamese-dongs-2.jpg
<@dilly> hahahah
<+Thor> sometimes I take it out to show the ladies
<+Thor> my dong
<+Thor> they're like
<+Thor> "Damn, that's a big dong"
<@dilly> does your dong smell nice?
<~rtil> the things i'd do with 20,000 dongs
<+Thor> no it smells like old leather
<@dilly> manly dong
<+Thor> I should air it out more
<@dilly> take your dong out for a drive
<+Thor> hang it out the window even
<@dilly> a nice place to go would be the local playground
<~rtil> just wash your hands after touching dongs, you don't know where they've been
<@dilly> so that the kids could also check out your dong
<+Thor> I know where this dong's been B]
<~rtil> :o
<+Thor> I never show the kids my dong
<+Thor> that's just wrong
<+Thor> I'm afraid they might try to grab it and run off with it
<@dilly> then they'll continue to grow in a dong-less society
<+Thor> because it's so colorful
<+Thor> they could grab their own dongs if they wanted
Quote #351 | Submitted by: ExBerian on 12:26AM, December 16th, 2015
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<rtil> [x] ban those who oppose me
Quote #352 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 12:31AM, December 16th, 2015
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[03:19.46] <+Binary-2> blu we need to talk real quick
[03:19.49] <+Binary-2> calling you
[03:20.24] <+ExBerian> call dust and i and sal and rtil when your done
[03:20.39] <~rtil> no
[03:22.44] <+Binary-2> check call rtil all night
[03:23.33] <BluPhoenix> [x] annoy everyone
[03:24.36] <+Binary-2> bingo
[03:25.39] <~rtil> [x] ban those who oppose me
Quote #353 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:58AM, December 16th, 2015
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[00:50:56] <+[Dust]> I wish I had a real wayback machine
[00:51:11] <+[Dust]> I could send shitposts into the past.
Quote #354 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 1:24PM, December 24th, 2015
Score: 3
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<slack> i get a boner just by opening chrome in incognito mode
<slack> cause my dick always knows what comes next
Quote #355 | Submitted by: d-floe on 3:53PM, December 26th, 2015
Score: -4
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[16:09] <+Kizunami> You're on the front porch of an old antique house
[16:10] <+Kizunami> You decide that the weather is too hot and damp and decide to come inside for some fresh air conditioning
[16:11] <+Kizunami> It's August 18th 1994 just by the shore of Miami
[16:12] <+Kizunami> You open the gold trimmed mahogany door, an antique design carved into the frame of the door
[16:13] <+Kizunami> The house is surrounded with shuttered windows, unable to see the inside from out here
[16:14] <+Kizunami> As you open the door you notice the inside of the house is lit very well and all the walls and floor are a blank tingent white
[16:14] <+Lishy> uh
[16:14] <+Lishy> what
[16:14] <+Kizunami> There's no furniture but a single framed picture hung on the wall
[16:14] <+Kizunami> You make your way closer and notice a caption on the photo
[16:15] <+Kizunami> The caption reads "black people"
[16:15] <+Kizunami> That's all you remember before you blacked out
[16:16] <+Kizunami> You don't even remember what the photo was
[16:16] <+Kizunami> All you can seem to remember
[16:16] <+Kizunami> Was black people
[16:16] <+Kizunami> It's December 9th 2003
[16:17] <+Kizunami> You wake up in a car with your presumed family driving you home
[16:17] <+Kizunami> Your presumed wife asks you about the gallery
[16:18] <+Kizunami> "Black people"
[16:18] <+Kizunami> It's all you said
[16:18] <+Kizunami> All that left your mouth
[16:19] <+Kizunami> your family looks puzzled then uncomfortable
[16:20] <+Kizunami> "We don't talk about that anymore sweety"
[16:20] <+Kizunami> Your wife says
[16:20] <+Kizunami> She crosses her arms with a grim look on her face
[16:21] <+Kizunami> You cross your arms
[16:21] Quit: Sirius7 [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[16:21] <+Kizunami> Suddenly you realise something
[16:21] <+Kizunami> Who's driving the car?
[16:22] <+Kizunami> "Black people did this"
[16:22] <+Kizunami> You exclaim
[16:23] <+Kizunami> She's ashamed
[16:23] <+Kizunami> You try to leave the moving vehicle
[16:23] <+Kizunami> The doors are welded shut
[16:24] <+Kizunami> "Black"
[16:24] <+Kizunami> "People"
[16:30] <+Lishy> ..
Quote #356 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 11:40PM, December 28th, 2015
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<reptilicus> raisins dont belong in cookies
<rtil> they belong in the trash
<ExBerian> like rtils wifu
<ExBerian> in
<ExBerian> the
<ExBerian> trash.
Quote #357 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:54PM, January 3rd, 2015
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[02:52.12] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.17] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.18] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.18] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.19] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.20] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.22] * Barkeep notices valiums attempting to steal his tips
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