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Quote #391 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:08AM, April 5th, 2016
Score: 4
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[12:33 PM] fagging with pep pep: The Prophet Muhammad had the ability to possess serpents
[12:33 PM] fagging with pep pep: sorry wrong chat
Quote #20 | Submitted by: rtil on 2:53AM, August 24th, 2012
Score: 5
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ropesnake: so i was at panera bread
ropesnake: ive got my tool belt on
ropesnake: this guy comes up to me, i guess he thought i was a mechanic or something
ropesnake: and he asks me "when you press the pedal on a sewing machine, what makes it go?"
ropesnake: and i just turn to the soda fountain slowly and say "i don't know"
ropesnake: i guess he was trying to make smalltalk but he was just really bad at it
sevvv: reminds me of this guy i met at school who keeps telling me about his bad ideas
sevvv: he wants to make a movie at pixar which is basically just that bee movie with jerry seinfeld
rtil: he probably thinks that animation works the same way the panera bread guy does
ropesnake: when you step on the pedal to animate the bee, what makes it go?
Quote #67 | Submitted by: bd648 on 5:37PM, November 13th, 2012
Score: 5
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18:33 BluPhoenix You: BluPhoenix
18:33 BluPhoenix Your Crush: Sev
18:33 BluPhoenix check!
18:33 BluPhoenix You and your crush are 99% compatible!
18:33 BluPhoenix Wow !! It is destiny! The pizza ingredients are fresh and beautiful. Bake it with this true lover! 450 degrees of passion!
18:33 bd648 lol
18:33 BluPhoenix mmm sev c'mere~
18:33 *** sev left #thebackalleys
18:33 BluPhoenix LMAO
18:34 bd648 FUCKING PERFECT
Quote #85 | Submitted by: slack on 7:46AM, December 5th, 2012
Score: 5
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<reptilicus> Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Quote #95 | Submitted by: Kooh on 2:36PM, December 14th, 2012
Score: 5
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14:32 Kooh- the character's from bowie though
14:32 Kooh- THIS HAS BEEN A KOOH IS A MUSICAL NERD MOMENT
14:32 reptilicus coming next: Kooh gets personal with sea creatures variety hour
14:32 reptilicus slaps Kooh- around a bit with a large trout
14:32 reptilicus slaps Kooh- around a bit with a large trout
14:32 reptilicus slaps Kooh- around a bit with a large trout
Quote #112 | Submitted by: Shida on 11:30AM, January 19th, 2013
Score: 5
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< slack> [13:28:57] <%RizonIRPG> slack [194/580] has come upon cock [21/843] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:09 is removed from slack's clock.
< slack> i have taken a cock
< slack> what the fuck
<@dilly> what
<@dilly> lmfao
< bd648> good job
< bd648> its about time
<@dilly> the day slack discovered he swam the other way
Quote #120 | Submitted by: Allie on 10:08PM, January 27th, 2013
Score: 5
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< bd648> i wonder if there is a legal requirement to be considered human...
< bd648> hm
< kooh-> yes
< kooh-> there is bd
< kooh-> its called not being a robot
< bd648> ;-;
Quote #141 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:58PM, March 18th, 2013
Score: 5
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[10:52.55] <+bd648> anyone wanna tera up tera
[10:53.39] <+kooh-> can i be a wizard cat girl
[10:53.46] <+bd648> ....yep
[10:53.53] <+kooh-> wow
[10:53.56] <+kooh-> no thank you
[10:53.59] <+bd648> lmao
Quote #152 | Submitted by: rtil on 6:24PM, April 17th, 2013
Score: 5
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[18:20:22] <+slack> "i havent fapped to horsies in 2 weeks"
[18:20:38] <+Kooh-> *clap clap*
[18:20:49] <+Haru> *clop clop*
Quote #161 | Submitted by: rtil on 10:03PM, May 8th, 2013
Score: 5
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[21:33:54] rtil [~rtil@the.back.alleys] has joined #ihaveextrawood
[21:34:04] <rtil> guess what i have
[21:34:11] <@wwchicken> well?
[21:34:13] <bd648> extra gold?
[21:34:16] <rtil> close!
[21:34:23] <@wwchicken> extra stone
[21:34:29] <bd648> extra food
[21:34:32] <rtil> gettin real hot
[21:34:35] <rtil> BURNING
[21:34:36] <Foxeh> extra maple
[21:34:42] <@wwchicken> extra favor
[21:34:43] <rtil> damn guys you're KILLIN me
[21:35:00] <rtil> axe me how i feel
[21:35:01] <rtil> come on
[21:35:02] <rtil> axe me
[21:35:13] <rtil> i SAW what you did there
[21:35:14] <bd648> how do you feel?
[21:35:23] <rtil> how long will this lumber on
[21:35:44] <@wwchicken> lmao
[21:35:45] Foxeh rolls on the floor
[21:36:09] <@wwchicken> this is pun number TREE
[21:37:06] Foxeh cant keep up with these tree themed puns.
[21:37:21] <Foxeh> imma just leaf
[21:37:29] <rtil> oaky this is getting ridiculous
[21:37:39] <@wwchicken> foxeh you need to branch out your pun capabilities
[21:37:53] <rtil> can we get to the root of the problem here?
[21:37:58] <bd648> mapley we should
[21:38:26] <rtil> damn, it's about pine we did
[21:38:50] <@wwchicken> wood you keep it down im trying to think of more puns
[21:39:14] <bd648> quit your pineing
[21:40:10] <Foxeh> if i could think of a good pun... i wood say something right now..
[21:43:31] <rtil> foxeh having trouble coming up with a pun, who woulda trunk it?
[21:47:21] <Foxeh> yeah.... i butter nut say anything until i come up with something good
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