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Quote #165 | Submitted by: bd648 on 2:55PM, May 29th, 2013
Score: 5
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[5:40pm] bd648: remember when sonic went on a boat
[5:40pm] Kooh-: remember when sonic had sex with a human
[5:41pm] bd648: yes
[5:41pm] bd648: that was weird
[5:45pm] bd648: remember when sonic had a sword?
[5:45pm] Kooh-: remember when sonic died
[5:45pm] rtil|2: remember when shadow had a gun
[5:46pm] bd648: remember when sonic was a furry
[5:47pm] Kooh-: remember when chao garden was a thing
[5:47pm] bd648: remember when sonic lost to luigi in sprinting?
[5:48pm] rtil|2: remember when knuckles believed robotnik when he told him the green chaos emerald was a piece of the master emerald
[5:49pm] bd648: remember when there was an AI who fell in love with sonic
[5:50pm] Kooh-: remember when you had to play as big the cat
[5:51pm] bd648: remember when there were aliens chasing sonic
[5:51pm] Kooh-: remember when you had to FIND THE COMPUTER ROOOM
[5:52pm] bd648: remember when we cared?
[5:52pm] rtil|2: remember when we got a load of that
[5:53pm] Kooh-: remember when were too slow
Quote #174 | Submitted by: Flee on 11:40AM, July 18th, 2013
Score: 5
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<salutations> wild 4 the night
<salutations> fuck bein polite
<salutations> oh fuk wrong chat
Quote #205 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:11PM, February 18th, 2014
Score: 5
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[08:58.13] <+lenko> who the hell is wop
[08:58.56] <+[cipher]> someone who should have stayed in the funhouse
Quote #219 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 4:22PM, May 25th, 2014
Score: 5
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[07:19.05] <+SrsSam77> .cup dick soup
[07:19.06] * Barkeep calls the order out to the kitchen...
[07:19.06] * Barkeep hands the cup of dick soup to SrsSam77
[07:19.06] <%Barkeep> That'll be $2, SrsSam77.
[07:19.10] <+SrsSam77> ...
[07:19.15] <+SrsSam77> that did not go as intended
Quote #273 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:03AM, March 17th, 2015
Score: 5
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TBAllie: [ Boy wakes from coma addicted to cheese and swearing - Yahoo7 ] - au.news.yahoo.com
slack: he woke up from a coma and realised he was me
Quote #286 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:16PM, April 9th, 2015
Score: 5
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[10:07.02] <BluPhoenix> if you call a chick a faggot
[10:07.09] <BluPhoenix> does that make her a
[10:07.11] <BluPhoenix> fagette
[10:15.00] <+ExBerian> id you call bread a faggot
[10:15.06] <+ExBerian> does that make it a
[10:15.09] <+ExBerian> baguette?
[10:15.16] <+ExBerian> thats all i got
[10:15.22] <+slack> you're both gay
Quote #287 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 10:30PM, April 9th, 2015
Score: 5
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<Sirius7> <BluPhoenix> i had a recurring nightmare when i was in my teen years where i was being chase by a woman with a beautiful body, missing a face, with a sort of black hole vacuum in its place
<Sirius7> that doesn't sound too bad
<Sirius7> imagine the blowjobs

***SOMETIME LATER***

<valiums> there once was a lass in blu's dream, who had a fine body indeed. But her face was a hole, with only one way to go, and it really did tempt Sam's peen
<valiums> i try'd
<Sirius7> that was beautiful
Quote #7 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:21PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 6
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<~rtil> shida wake up
<spite> yeah I have an artist* working on our band logo
<spite> *that asshole friend of yours that knows how to pirate photoshop
* Shida (fefe@Britland.City) has joined #thebackalleys
* Warden sets mode: o Shida
< Isabella> Hello, Shida
<spite> whoa rtil
< sevv> what the fuck
<spite> are you some kind of
<spite> wizard?
<@Shida> ?
Quote #8 | Submitted by: rtil on 3:26PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 6
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test quote please ignore
Quote #54 | Submitted by: Flee on 8:01PM, October 13th, 2012
Score: 6
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* Joins: WALDO
* HatsuneMiku sets mode: v WALDO
<HatsuneMiku> Hey look everyone, it's WALDO!
<WALDO> WHERE THE FUCK AM I????????
* Quits: WALDO
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