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Quote #37 | Submitted by: dilly on 2:51PM, September 18th, 2012
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bd648 is not a potty. please stay away.
Quote #36 | Submitted by: bd648 on 12:06AM, September 16th, 2012
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01:03 reptilicus: Murphy? why are you summoning demons and not helping us fight cyber-terrorists?
Quote #35 | Submitted by: Kooh on 4:37AM, September 13th, 2012
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02:34 reptilicus i will watch it
02:34 reptilicus when the american one happens
02:34 reptilicus so i can see reggie's terrifying face
02:34 reptilicus and feel my nads shrivel up
02:34 reptilicus every time he says "like never before"
Quote #34 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:46PM, September 10th, 2012
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[21:42] <@reptilicus> "Feds can't catch newest drug submarines"
[21:43] <@reptilicus> holy shit
[21:43] <@dilly> dude
[21:43] <@dilly> that writes itself
[21:43] <@reptilicus> i want a movie about
[21:43] <@reptilicus> underwater drug cartels
[21:43] <@dilly> drug runnera who use a submarine to cart shit around
[21:44] < rtil[L]> you know the mob's gotten out of control when they can afford submarines
[21:44] <@reptilicus> "this is pretty good stuff ese. too bad you wont be alive to enjoy it. PERISCOPE DOWN, HOMBRES"
[21:44] <@reptilicus> and then a wooden torpedo made of pinata paper
[21:44] <@reptilicus> comes soaring through the water
Quote #33 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 5:37PM, September 9th, 2012
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[06:30.42] <BluPhoenix> a brief summary of shizuo heiwajima's backstory:
[06:30.52] <BluPhoenix> IIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[06:31.53] < bd648> or alternativly. "hey bro i got you some bartenders outfits" "IIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:32.47] <BluPhoenix> "hey man, you hear about the dollars?" "IIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:33.28] < bd648> "hey i dont have a head" "IIIIIIIIZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:33.34] <BluPhoenix> "hey man i could use some help moving out of my apartment this afternoon, you wanna help?" "IIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:33.54] <BluPhoenix> "yo shizuo, pepsi or coke?" "IIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[06:33.54] < bd648> "want to go out sometime?" "IIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Quote #32 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:01PM, September 5th, 2012
Score: 2
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BluPhoenix: rip pooper "he was the best hole"
Quote #31 | Submitted by: rtil on 4:29PM, September 5th, 2012
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[14:23:14] <@Shida> ahhh
[14:23:16] <@Shida> this is so nice
[14:23:25] <@Shida> I moved the router like
[14:23:31] <@Shida> not even a metre
[14:23:37] <@Shida> and no disconnects
[14:23:41] <Kooh-> O:
[14:23:43] <@Shida> I knew it was that damn TV
[14:23:54] <Kooh-> *Shida disconnects*
[14:23:59] <@Shida> lmao
[14:24:07] <Kooh-> SouthEastLondener has logged in
[14:24:09] <Kooh-> FUUUUUU
[14:24:12] <rtil[L]> http://i.imgur.com/Qrgt5.gif
[14:24:18] Shida [SouthEastL@Britland.City] has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
[14:24:23] <rtil[L]> ..
[14:24:25] <rtil[L]> spoke too soon?
[14:24:29] <Kooh-> LMAO
[14:24:29] Shida [SouthEastL@Britland.City] has joined #thebackalleys
[14:24:29] Warden [cb4@prison.state.pa.us] has set mode o Shida
[14:24:31] <Kooh-> WHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:24:33] <Kooh-> LMAO
[14:24:35] <@Shida> HAHAHAHA
[14:24:37] <@Shida> HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[14:24:41] <Kooh-> HAHAHAHAHAAHA
[14:24:52] <Kooh-> Add that to Shida is Hilarious count
[14:24:57] <Kooh-> 1
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:23] <@Shida> I knew it was that damn TV
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:23] <Kooh-> *Shida disconnects*
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:23] <@Shida> lmao
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:24] <@Shida> I probably will
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:24] * Disconnected
Quote #29 | Submitted by: dilly on 3:01PM, September 5th, 2012
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< Thor> my housemates have a drinking game where
< Thor> every time Mulan does something that would bring shame upon her family
< Thor> you take one drink
< Thor> they have had to stop the game mid-movie because they would have died of alcohol poisoning
Quote #28 | Submitted by: Masonbear on 4:07AM, September 5th, 2012
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Bitch, you got too many TEETH in your mouth!
Quote #27 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 4:58PM, September 4th, 2012
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[05:56.07] < wwchicken> gay nig*as
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