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Quote #381 | Submitted by: basketweaver on 8:20PM, March 1st, 2016
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BluPhoenix: because!! i already have skin on my dick!! it's like... a built-in condom
BluPhoenix: what's Even The Point of having !! a 2nd condominium
Quote #383 | Submitted by: ProtoChaud on 4:24PM, March 5th, 2016
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<systech> [17:06:19] https://i.imgur.com/zvcGGgl.gif
<systech> [17:06:28] exberian_eats_ramen.gif
Quote #399 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:48PM, July 1st, 2016
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[1:47 AM] dilly: !slogan
[1:47 AM] weedle: bonelord - nice job dipshit
Quote #11 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:39PM, August 21st, 2012
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<@Shida> I should get my shoes on
<@Shida> and prepare for 3 hours of 'siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh'
< lenks> 3 hours of lethal dick
<@Shida> lenks if you want someone to do you can take my exam for me
<@Shida> lmao
<@Shida> someone to do
<@Shida> something to do
<@Shida> this exam is gonna go great!
<@SHADOWFOX2> :]
<@Shida> also lenks your face is a lethal dick, just had to say
<@Shida> ;I
< DARKGAMER6669> chicken arise
< DARKGAMER6669> arise chicken arise
< lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
<@Shida> ;( I'm sorry bby i kno its tough
<@Shida> u no i steel luv u
< DARKGAMER6669> once again i am in a conversation with 2 smelly brits
< lenks> lmao, steel
< DARKGAMER6669> *sigh*
< lenks> >_>
< lenks> <_<

[BORING STUFF]

<@Shida> yeah Shads you never talk and when you do
<@Shida> your mic is so quiet
<@Shida> okay I should probably go get my coat and stuff and head off
< lenks> shads is too busy making ANTHEMS
<@SHADOWFOX2> You all are just so loud
<@Shida> I'm not loud
< lenks> have fun in your boring lecture at university (pfffft) nerd student baby
<@Shida> I am quiet
<@Shida> It's not a lecture ;______;
< lenks> oops
<@Shida> I wish it was
<@SHADOWFOX2> I'm dumb anyways I have nothing interesting to say
< lenks> well i messed that up
<@Shida> yea
<@SHADOWFOX2> GOOD LUCK SHIDA
<@Shida> you jerk
<@Shida> god
<@Shida> just
<@Shida> my feelings
< lenks> pffft....students....
<@SHADOWFOX2> Why after all this time....
<@Shida> exam time!
lenks> my feelings cant explain
<@Shida> 40 minute walk!
< lenks> MADE FOR EACH OTHER
< Thurnis_Haley> goodbye shida
<@Shida> OKAY
<%lenks> cya fearn
<%lenks> 'good'
<%lenks> 'luck'
<@Shida> bastard
<@Shida> :P
<@Shida> okay bye
<%lenks> lmao
Quote #28 | Submitted by: Masonbear on 4:07AM, September 5th, 2012
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Bitch, you got too many TEETH in your mouth!
Quote #51 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:08PM, October 10th, 2012
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BluPhoenix: sony allstars: IT'S MY ORIGINAL CONCEPT
Death2Whitey: it's MY GAY DAD
Quote #157 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 3:16PM, May 1st, 2013
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[05:57.50] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> we can take care of that with a hammer and chisel
[05:58.11] <BluPhoenix> what do i look like
[05:58.16] <BluPhoenix> dwayne johnson??
[05:58.30] <+slack> that's the rock, right?
[05:58.41] <BluPhoenix> yes
[06:00.16] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> sometimes
[06:01.10] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> peace bitches
[06:01.15] * SmurfYeahBizNitches (cgiirc@7004EDEF.E2AF10DF.6E3D5905.IP) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[06:01.27] <BluPhoenix> i'm guessing he didn't get the joke
[06:01.35] <+slack> i didn't either?
[06:01.37] <+slack> i think
[06:01.57] <BluPhoenix> [05:57.50] <SmurfYeahBizNitches> we can take care of that with a hammer and chisel
[06:01.58] <BluPhoenix> [05:58.11] <BluPhoenix> what do i look like
[06:01.58] <BluPhoenix> [05:58.16] <BluPhoenix> dwayne johnson??
[06:02.00] <+G3no> there is no
[06:02.02] <+G3no> steam connection
[06:02.10] <+slack> oh good so it's not just me
[06:02.15] <+slack> G3no i can't connect either
[06:02.16] <BluPhoenix> yeah same
[06:02.24] <BluPhoenix> I WANNA DOTA
[06:02.24] <+G3no> i want to play
[06:02.27] <+G3no> goddamn it
[06:02.27] <BluPhoenix> FUCK U STEAM
[06:02.28] <+G3no> NOW
[06:02.29] <+G3no> NOW
[06:03.18] <BluPhoenix> steam is givng us a moment to check our privilege
[06:03.47] <tba_929> being able to press one button at a time because of your thin fingers is a priviledge
[06:04.21] <tba_929> thin privilege
[06:04.39] <tba_929> oh that reminds me
[06:04.48] <tba_929> mcdonalds closes in one hour
[06:04.48] <+slack> i know the feeling of having fingers too fat
[06:05.00] <+slack> i used to have the original droid with the slide out keyboard
[06:05.02] <+slack> and the keys were
[06:05.04] <+slack> very small
[06:05.10] <BluPhoenix> i know the feeling of having my fingers lock up
[06:05.27] <tba_929> i know the feeling of my fingers around my DICK
[06:05.41] <BluPhoenix> that's what i meant
[06:05.45] <BluPhoenix> they lock up
[06:05.52] <BluPhoenix> and i grip the dick
[06:05.55] <BluPhoenix> and doubleclick
[06:06.02] <+slack> ye
[06:06.16] <tba_929> hot
[06:06.18] <+slack> OH I GET IT LOL
[06:06.20] <+slack> HAMMER
[06:06.21] <+slack> CHIELS
[06:06.24] <+slack> CHISEL
[06:06.24] <+slack> ROCK
[06:06.25] <+slack> LOL
Quote #209 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:34PM, April 6th, 2014
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12:49 AM - elm: fck yo
12:49 AM - genderless hobo: fuc u
12:50 AM - genderless hobo: what do you want from me
12:50 AM - elm: 2o b3 d3d B1tcH
Quote #251 | Submitted by: crackers on 9:51AM, October 8th, 2014
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when will srs sam learn to draw
Quote #334 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 6:42PM, October 26th, 2015
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<Sirius7> .g how not to be a huge fatass
<TBAllie> Sirius7: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Huge-Butt
<Sirius7> what the fuck
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