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Quote #121 | Submitted by: Allie on 10:09PM, January 27th, 2013
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< kooh-> dear diary, today i learned kids had a big role in ending the black plague
<~rtil> dear diary, today i banned kooh forever for being a baka gaijin
Quote #123 | Submitted by: Flee on 5:49AM, February 13th, 2013
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<@reptilicus> holy shit this is a bad remix
<@reptilicus> its like an orchestra falling down a flight of stairs and hitting a bunch of baby carriages on the way down and landing on a group of clowns who all HONK simultaneously
Quote #164 | Submitted by: rtil on 8:04PM, May 21st, 2013
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<+bd648> i still get confused sometimes
<~rtil> yes you do
<+bd648> ?
<~rtil> see it's happening right now
<+bd648> im confused
Quote #172 | Submitted by: dilly on 11:45PM, July 5th, 2013
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<+bd648> why is saucy a word for that
<+bd648> how is sauce associated with sex?
<~rtil> how is it not
<+bd648> i associate it with pasta
<+bd648> pasta+sex do not mix
<~rtil> you are missing out
Quote #214 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 3:36PM, May 4th, 2014
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17:34 +++ rtil has given voice to stu4u
17:34 +++ rtil has given voice to weedle
17:34 +++ rtil has given voice to wop
17:34 rtil wait
17:34 +++ rtil has taken voice from wop
Quote #58 | Submitted by: dilly on 3:16PM, October 24th, 2012
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* matthewcamacho (cgiirc@Rizon-A7BA5C39.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #thebackalleys
<matthewcamacho> hey
<matthewcamacho> i want to get layed.
* matthewcamacho was kicked by Spookda (go fuck yourself)
Quote #91 | Submitted by: dilly on 10:12AM, December 12th, 2012
Score: 7
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< Harukei> mm
< Harukei> dick
Quote #104 | Submitted by: bd648 on 2:59PM, December 30th, 2012
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sinitron: fuck you i flex my fucking chest hair bitch
Quote #180 | Submitted by: dilly on 2:38PM, August 22nd, 2013
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<+slack> reminds me of the time i got drunk and passed out in my car in the strip club parking lot and missed election day
<~rtil> that is the most american thing i've ever heard
Quote #233 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:15AM, July 16th, 2014
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[00:08:49] <~rtil> all those years trying to get senpai to notice you
[00:08:52] <~rtil> suddenly
[00:08:56] <~rtil> you become the senpai
[00:09:01] <~rtil> and so the cycle continues
[00:10:01] <basketWeaver> the cycle of senpai never noticing
[00:10:21] <basketWeaver> you either die a kouhai
[00:10:26] <basketWeaver> or live long enough to see yourself become the senpai
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