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Quote #26 | Submitted by: bd648 on 8:30PM, September 3rd, 2012
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dilly I was running around my house with q-tips in my ears screaming "I'M AN ALIEN"
Quote #25 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:32PM, September 2nd, 2012
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[08:21.18] < rrrusty> thats a sick grandma drop
Quote #24 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 3:42PM, September 2nd, 2012
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< BluPhoenix> wow im gay
Quote #23 | Submitted by: Shida on 2:07PM, August 31st, 2012
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< Kooh-> I forgot about this game
< Kooh-> wow
< Kooh-> so many memories
< Kooh-> of me not playing
< Kooh-> and hearing about this game
Quote #22 | Submitted by: rtil on 5:55PM, August 30th, 2012
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[15:54:50] <@reptilicus> > click rpg trailer
[15:54:55] <@reptilicus> > "awake, my child"
[15:54:59] <@reptilicus> downvoted
[15:55:02] <@reptilicus> fuck you
Quote #21 | Submitted by: rtil on 11:55PM, August 29th, 2012
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Quote #20 | Submitted by: rtil on 2:53AM, August 24th, 2012
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ropesnake: so i was at panera bread
ropesnake: ive got my tool belt on
ropesnake: this guy comes up to me, i guess he thought i was a mechanic or something
ropesnake: and he asks me "when you press the pedal on a sewing machine, what makes it go?"
ropesnake: and i just turn to the soda fountain slowly and say "i don't know"
ropesnake: i guess he was trying to make smalltalk but he was just really bad at it
sevvv: reminds me of this guy i met at school who keeps telling me about his bad ideas
sevvv: he wants to make a movie at pixar which is basically just that bee movie with jerry seinfeld
rtil: he probably thinks that animation works the same way the panera bread guy does
ropesnake: when you step on the pedal to animate the bee, what makes it go?
Quote #19 | Submitted by: redmongoose on 10:39PM, August 22nd, 2012
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Crabarms: The dog was a bomb.
Quote #18 | Submitted by: rtil on 1:06AM, August 22nd, 2012
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[01:18] <%reptilicus> I didn't always hate Goofy, in fact I used to like him. but sometime during my early double digit years I started having these dreams about Goofy. In these dreams Goofy would sexual molest my penis and stick his feet in my ass. Eventually ass raping me hard and hyuk hyuking the whole time. I would wake screaming sometimes. Ever since then I've hated him. Goofy raped me in my sleep.
Quote #17 | Submitted by: rtil on 1:02AM, August 22nd, 2012
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[17:53] <~rtil> two movies of gooby
[17:54] < lenks> gooby 2: meet the goobies
[17:54] <~rtil> gooby gets gruesome
[17:54] < lenks> gooby 3: son of gooby
[17:55] < ukinojoe> Gooby Double Feature in 3D
[17:55] < ukinojoe> first it shows Gooby in 3D
[17:55] < ukinojoe> then it shows Gooby in 3D again
[17:55] < lenks> gooby 4: gooby and the mask
[17:55] < lenks> gooby 5: goofy gooby
[17:55] < ukinojoe> Gooby 5: The Gooblets
[17:55] <~rtil> gooby 12: the land before gooby
[17:56] < lenks> gooby 6: return of willie
[17:56] < lenks> gooby vs. predator
[17:56] < ukinojoe> Gooby Vs. Jason
[17:56] < Ixintro> lmao gooblets
[17:56] < ukinojoe> Gooby (2018 Film)
[17:56] < ukinojoe> you'd have a reboot
[17:56] < ukinojoe> of the series
[17:56] < ukinojoe> just called Gooby
[17:57] <~rtil> a tale of two goobies
[17:57] < lenks> whoever gooby was 'dedicated' to was obviously someone the director really fuckin hated
[17:57] <~rtil> dedicated to my son. i'm disappointed in you
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