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Quote #255 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 9:25PM, October 19th, 2014
Score: 7
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[12:11.43] <+Sirius7> dilly
[12:11.46] <+Sirius7> http://i.imgur.com/tYrVl53.jpg
[12:11.50] <+Sirius7> is this what ohio is like
[12:11.57] <@dilly> no
[12:13.46] <+Sirius7> then what is it
[12:14.09] <@dilly> this is what ohio looks like http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/71/6999rQ_submission.jpg
Quote #320 | Submitted by: d-floe on 7:11PM, September 6th, 2015
Score: 7
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[7:38:04 PM] Kizunami: First time I touched boobs I gave em a good suck and then I shit my pants
[7:38:19 PM] slack: for real?
[7:38:35 PM] Kizunami: Yeah I was hardly a day old
[7:38:43 PM] slack: lmfao fuck off
Quote #3 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:18PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 8
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< Ashington> you just admitted that you find masturbation wretched feeling
< Ashington> something may be wrong
< Ashington> with your junk
< Gakupo> shut the fuck up you limey fuckhead
Quote #23 | Submitted by: Shida on 2:07PM, August 31st, 2012
Score: 8
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< Kooh-> I forgot about this game
< Kooh-> wow
< Kooh-> so many memories
< Kooh-> of me not playing
< Kooh-> and hearing about this game
Quote #34 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:46PM, September 10th, 2012
Score: 8
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[21:42] <@reptilicus> "Feds can't catch newest drug submarines"
[21:43] <@reptilicus> holy shit
[21:43] <@dilly> dude
[21:43] <@dilly> that writes itself
[21:43] <@reptilicus> i want a movie about
[21:43] <@reptilicus> underwater drug cartels
[21:43] <@dilly> drug runnera who use a submarine to cart shit around
[21:44] < rtil[L]> you know the mob's gotten out of control when they can afford submarines
[21:44] <@reptilicus> "this is pretty good stuff ese. too bad you wont be alive to enjoy it. PERISCOPE DOWN, HOMBRES"
[21:44] <@reptilicus> and then a wooden torpedo made of pinata paper
[21:44] <@reptilicus> comes soaring through the water
Quote #122 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 1:16PM, February 7th, 2013
Score: 8
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[04:08.40] < Sinitron> FOR THE PAST 48 HOURS I SLEPT LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF
[04:08.42] < Sinitron> FUUUUUUUUCK
[04:08.50] < Sinitron> I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TIRED AND IT TINGLED IN MY EYES
[04:08.55] < Sinitron> TINGLES
[04:08.58] < Sinitron> OR SOMETHING
[04:09.15] < Sinitron> I CAN'T CRACK MY KNUCKLES ANYMORE
[04:09.21] < Sinitron> THEY JUST STOPPED MAKING NOISE A WHILE AGO
[04:09.33] < Sinitron> I GUESS MY BONES ARE FUCKING LIQUID BY NOW
[04:09.57] < Sinitron> I GUESS THAT FUCKING EXPLAINS WWHY MY HANDS ARE QUAKING LIKE REACTOR-TRASHING EARTHRUMBLINGS IN-JAPAN
[04:10.04] < Sinitron> FFFUCK
[04:10.34] < Coolboyman> What are you doing?
[04:11.41] < Sinitron> I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD
Quote #151 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:33AM, April 14th, 2013
Score: 8
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[02:20.10] <+bd648> what does the s on superman's chest stand for
[02:20.24] <+bd648> wait
[02:20.27] <+bd648> shit
Quote #64 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:03PM, October 29th, 2012
Score: 9
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[07:48.27] <~rtil> THREAT LEVEL ORANGE internet warrior BLUPHOENIX destroys peaceful furry community in secondlife, thousands e-dead
Quote #280 | Submitted by: rtil on 7:34PM, March 26th, 2015
Score: 9
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[19:33:07] <+bd648> maybe when i go to college!
[19:33:08] <+weedle> You will never go to college you're a robot.
[19:33:13] <+bd648> FUCK YOU
Quote #16 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:55AM, August 22nd, 2012
Score: 11
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[13:06] < nonzop> Mew let out a soft purr as she felt Pikachu’s cock against her entrance, “You dare fuck a legendary?” Mew teased as she broke the kiss.
[13:06] < nonzop> “I do.” Pikachu said with a cocky smirk as he started rubbing Mew against his body. Mew let out a gasp as her breast and vigina were being stimulated simultaneously. Pikachu could feel Mew’s nipples harden as they rested on his chest, both pokemon panted as they stared in to one another’s eyes.
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