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Quote #269 | Submitted by: Binary_2 on 12:00PM, February 23rd, 2015
Score: -4
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11:57 AM - BluPhoenix: i wish
11:57 AM - BluPhoenix: i could fuck the moon
11:57 AM - BluPhoenix: it funny cuz moon = butt
11:57 AM - BluPhoenix: LOL
Quote #355 | Submitted by: d-floe on 3:53PM, December 26th, 2015
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[16:09] <+Kizunami> You're on the front porch of an old antique house
[16:10] <+Kizunami> You decide that the weather is too hot and damp and decide to come inside for some fresh air conditioning
[16:11] <+Kizunami> It's August 18th 1994 just by the shore of Miami
[16:12] <+Kizunami> You open the gold trimmed mahogany door, an antique design carved into the frame of the door
[16:13] <+Kizunami> The house is surrounded with shuttered windows, unable to see the inside from out here
[16:14] <+Kizunami> As you open the door you notice the inside of the house is lit very well and all the walls and floor are a blank tingent white
[16:14] <+Lishy> uh
[16:14] <+Lishy> what
[16:14] <+Kizunami> There's no furniture but a single framed picture hung on the wall
[16:14] <+Kizunami> You make your way closer and notice a caption on the photo
[16:15] <+Kizunami> The caption reads "black people"
[16:15] <+Kizunami> That's all you remember before you blacked out
[16:16] <+Kizunami> You don't even remember what the photo was
[16:16] <+Kizunami> All you can seem to remember
[16:16] <+Kizunami> Was black people
[16:16] <+Kizunami> It's December 9th 2003
[16:17] <+Kizunami> You wake up in a car with your presumed family driving you home
[16:17] <+Kizunami> Your presumed wife asks you about the gallery
[16:18] <+Kizunami> "Black people"
[16:18] <+Kizunami> It's all you said
[16:18] <+Kizunami> All that left your mouth
[16:19] <+Kizunami> your family looks puzzled then uncomfortable
[16:20] <+Kizunami> "We don't talk about that anymore sweety"
[16:20] <+Kizunami> Your wife says
[16:20] <+Kizunami> She crosses her arms with a grim look on her face
[16:21] <+Kizunami> You cross your arms
[16:21] Quit: Sirius7 [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[16:21] <+Kizunami> Suddenly you realise something
[16:21] <+Kizunami> Who's driving the car?
[16:22] <+Kizunami> "Black people did this"
[16:22] <+Kizunami> You exclaim
[16:23] <+Kizunami> She's ashamed
[16:23] <+Kizunami> You try to leave the moving vehicle
[16:23] <+Kizunami> The doors are welded shut
[16:24] <+Kizunami> "Black"
[16:24] <+Kizunami> "People"
[16:30] <+Lishy> ..
Quote #386 | Submitted by: Binary_2 on 4:36PM, March 13th, 2016
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<sai> although a good thing came out of it; i had a lucid dream for the first time in a while
<Dissident> cool
<Dissident> was it good
<Dissident> or did you just watch anime
<sai> nah i put on an ironman suit, flew to a different building
<sai> took it off, then imagined a girl into existence and fucked her
<sai> it wasnt enjoyable so i stopped
<Binary-2> hahaha
<Binary-2> You're a fuck
<Herringway> so much for being a wizard
Quote #12 | Submitted by: etch on 6:00PM, August 21st, 2012
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