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Quote #273 | Submitted by: bd648 on 9:03AM, March 17th, 2015
Score: 5
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TBAllie: [ Boy wakes from coma addicted to cheese and swearing - Yahoo7 ] - au.news.yahoo.com
slack: he woke up from a coma and realised he was me
Quote #286 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:16PM, April 9th, 2015
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[10:07.02] <BluPhoenix> if you call a chick a faggot
[10:07.09] <BluPhoenix> does that make her a
[10:07.11] <BluPhoenix> fagette
[10:15.00] <+ExBerian> id you call bread a faggot
[10:15.06] <+ExBerian> does that make it a
[10:15.09] <+ExBerian> baguette?
[10:15.16] <+ExBerian> thats all i got
[10:15.22] <+slack> you're both gay
Quote #287 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 10:30PM, April 9th, 2015
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<Sirius7> <BluPhoenix> i had a recurring nightmare when i was in my teen years where i was being chase by a woman with a beautiful body, missing a face, with a sort of black hole vacuum in its place
<Sirius7> that doesn't sound too bad
<Sirius7> imagine the blowjobs

***SOMETIME LATER***

<valiums> there once was a lass in blu's dream, who had a fine body indeed. But her face was a hole, with only one way to go, and it really did tempt Sam's peen
<valiums> i try'd
<Sirius7> that was beautiful
Quote #4 | Submitted by: Shida on 3:18PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 4
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< Ashington> cause its an example of you getting mad at something that wasn't even trying to wind you up
< ^V> IF IM A BAD TROLL THEN HOW COME THIS
< ^V> OOOOOO I FOOLED YOU THAT WASNT A TROLL
< ^V> OEND
< ^V> ROFLFMAOIJ
Quote #10 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 3:37PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 4
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< Ashington> superwigger sounds like some crazy homeless man
< Ashington> who used to own a wig store before it went bust
< Ashington> getting bitten by a radioactive pigeon
< Ashington> and using his power of speed and flight to shoot around the city and crazy speeds
< Ashington> dispensing wigs to those in need of some chrome on their dome
Quote #13 | Submitted by: dilly on 10:52PM, August 21st, 2012
Score: 4
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<@reptilicus> i have a vhs of jurassic park still
<@reptilicus> first pg13 movie i ever watched and owned
<@reptilicus> 2nd being the 6th Sense
<@reptilicus> which i saw for my birthday
<@reptilicus> AND WHAT A HORRIFYING BIRTHDAY IT WAS
Quote #29 | Submitted by: dilly on 3:01PM, September 5th, 2012
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< Thor> my housemates have a drinking game where
< Thor> every time Mulan does something that would bring shame upon her family
< Thor> you take one drink
< Thor> they have had to stop the game mid-movie because they would have died of alcohol poisoning
Quote #31 | Submitted by: rtil on 4:29PM, September 5th, 2012
Score: 4
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[14:23:14] <@Shida> ahhh
[14:23:16] <@Shida> this is so nice
[14:23:25] <@Shida> I moved the router like
[14:23:31] <@Shida> not even a metre
[14:23:37] <@Shida> and no disconnects
[14:23:41] <Kooh-> O:
[14:23:43] <@Shida> I knew it was that damn TV
[14:23:54] <Kooh-> *Shida disconnects*
[14:23:59] <@Shida> lmao
[14:24:07] <Kooh-> SouthEastLondener has logged in
[14:24:09] <Kooh-> FUUUUUU
[14:24:12] <rtil[L]> http://i.imgur.com/Qrgt5.gif
[14:24:18] Shida [SouthEastL@Britland.City] has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
[14:24:23] <rtil[L]> ..
[14:24:25] <rtil[L]> spoke too soon?
[14:24:29] <Kooh-> LMAO
[14:24:29] Shida [SouthEastL@Britland.City] has joined #thebackalleys
[14:24:29] Warden [cb4@prison.state.pa.us] has set mode o Shida
[14:24:31] <Kooh-> WHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:24:33] <Kooh-> LMAO
[14:24:35] <@Shida> HAHAHAHA
[14:24:37] <@Shida> HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[14:24:41] <Kooh-> HAHAHAHAHAAHA
[14:24:52] <Kooh-> Add that to Shida is Hilarious count
[14:24:57] <Kooh-> 1
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:23] <@Shida> I knew it was that damn TV
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:23] <Kooh-> *Shida disconnects*
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:23] <@Shida> lmao
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:24] <@Shida> I probably will
[14:24:58] <@Shida> [22:24] * Disconnected
Quote #45 | Submitted by: Evelynn on 9:36PM, September 28th, 2012
Score: 4
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[21:35] rtil: THIS IS MY VIDEO GAME AND I AM THE BEST CHARACTER
Quote #52 | Submitted by: rtil on 2:11PM, October 11th, 2012
Score: 4
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[12:10:35] < Kooh-> You don't look at guys in the eye?
[12:10:38] <@Shida> Nope
[12:10:43] <@Shida> It makes me all nervous
[12:10:49] < Kooh-> same ._.
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