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Quote #257 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 6:14PM, November 5th, 2014
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[19:58] <stu4u> http://magnacarterholygrail.tumblr.com/post/101723043158
[20:01] <rtil> i don't get that post
[20:03] <stu4u> drake ripped that song
[20:03] <rtil> ?
[20:04] <stu4u> he.. copied it
[20:04] <stu4u> and replaced the lyrics
[20:05] <rtil> don't pretty much all hip hop artists do that?
Quote #262 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 5:39PM, December 18th, 2014
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<Sirius7> `addweapon Gothic Kobra King
<ExBerian> i want the gothic king cobra to come up
<ExBerian> `abuse sirius7
* weedle slaps sirius7 with a no. 2 pencil
<ExBerian> `abuse sirius7
* weedle destroys sirius7 with a Child slavery
<ExBerian> `abuse sirius7
* weedle destroys sirius7 with a spork
<ExBerian> `abuse sirius7
* weedle slaps sirius7 with a bag of dicks
<ExBerian> `abuse sirius7
* weedle attacks sirius7 with a golden dildo
<ExBerian> `abuse sirius7
* weedle destroys sirius7 with a used condom
<ExBerian> `abuse sirius7
* weedle stabs sirius7 with a used condom
<Sirius7> `abuse ExBerian
* weedle destroys ExBerian with a Gothic Kobra King
<Sirius7> HAH
<Sirius7> HAHAHAHA
<ExBerian> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<Sirius7> REKT
<Sirius7> FUKKEN
<Sirius7> REKT
Quote #276 | Submitted by: slack on 8:03PM, March 21st, 2015
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<weedle> Sirius7: It would be fantastic if you be quiet, you unimportant bag of lard.
Quote #299 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 1:02AM, June 18th, 2015
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12:43 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon: oi
12:43 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon: you got a skype, mate?
12:48 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: no
12:48 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i live in a mud hut
12:48 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: with my good friend mud man
12:49 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: we make play of video game using a system of copper wire and sprockets
12:52 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: tbh im starting to become attracted to mud man
12:53 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: but any time i try to make seggs with man he threatens to make me take a dirt nap
12:55 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: it is truly hard time for mud man like me
12:55 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: in home town of bangladesh
12:56 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: one day we set up clay childrens hospital for bono's arrival
12:56 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon: dude me and my friends are laughin so fuckin hard right now
12:56 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: but huge tidal wave wash it away
12:56 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: now bono will never sing for us
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: we cant even gather food because there is no foliage
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: even with all the rain our dirt becomes mud
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: this is all that remains
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i walk along muddy beach and get swept away by passing sea occasionally
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: gives me time to think
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i begin to wonder
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: when mud man wash away
1:00 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: will new mud man form?
1:01 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: perhaps these questions are best left to mud god
1:02 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: atop his clay throne in the inflatable funhouse of the heavens above
1:08 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: other times sea can also be kind
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: it gives gifts to beautiful soil
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: such as
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: espn magazine
1:09 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: more dirt
1:10 AM - CSs| OminousPigeon is now Online.
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: the latest season of the simpsons
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: and once, a banjo
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: it truly amazing, this land
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: when mud man think to himself...
1:10 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: what a wonderful world? *banjo strums*
1:15 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: sometimes mud family gets rowdy
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud mother gets needy asking for yet even more facial scrub
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: and mud child still wont take his god damn bath
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: "MUD CHILD YOU TAKE YOUR MUD BATH RIGHT NOW" i exclaim
1:16 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud child weeps into sod pillow
1:17 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: i feel nothing
1:17 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud man feel no shame.
1:17 AM - self-aware kfc bucket: mud man has no room for heart.
Quote #300 | Submitted by: Stu4U on 11:41PM, June 21st, 2015
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01:39 Lishy: you gotta admit, the cast of scooby doo have really great designs for anime characters
Quote #302 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 3:32PM, June 27th, 2015
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[04:51.23] <@systech> guy trek: the next guyeration
[04:51.56] <+elmk> i prefer guy wars
Quote #356 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 11:40PM, December 28th, 2015
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<reptilicus> raisins dont belong in cookies
<rtil> they belong in the trash
<ExBerian> like rtils wifu
<ExBerian> in
<ExBerian> the
<ExBerian> trash.
Quote #371 | Submitted by: ProtoChaud on 12:25AM, February 7th, 2016
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Azai: psh totally unrealistic, the spike at the end of the sword would get stuck in enemies, if it didn't simply break off first. hold on while I put on my fedora made from recycled vapes.
Quote #381 | Submitted by: basketweaver on 8:20PM, March 1st, 2016
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BluPhoenix: because!! i already have skin on my dick!! it's like... a built-in condom
BluPhoenix: what's Even The Point of having !! a 2nd condominium
Quote #383 | Submitted by: ProtoChaud on 4:24PM, March 5th, 2016
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<systech> [17:06:19] https://i.imgur.com/zvcGGgl.gif
<systech> [17:06:28] exberian_eats_ramen.gif
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