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Quote #361 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 8:13PM, January 9th, 2016
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<basketWeaver> did u get a raise when the old manager quit
<BluPhoenix> only slightly
<BluPhoenix> maybe like 50 cents
<I_can_FLY> You're got a raise from my dick
<I_can_FLY> You're mom
<I_can_FLY> fuck
<Sirius7> is that english
<BluPhoenix> you're are a fag
Quote #360 | Submitted by: rtil on 8:07PM, January 9th, 2016
Score: 4
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<+Sirius7> take me down to the anime city where the subs don't suck and the pillows have titties
Quote #359 | Submitted by: basketweaver on 8:07PM, January 9th, 2016
Score: 3
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Sirius7: take me down to the anime city where the subs don't suck and the pillows have titties
Quote #358 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 3:43PM, January 9th, 2016
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[06:34.49] <elmy> for a scary minute i thought adam sandler was in the new star wars
[06:37.55] <+slack> that is a scary thought
[06:38.02] <+slack> adam sandler as a sith lord
[06:38.41] <elmy> no makeup or anything
[06:38.48] <+ProtoChaud> i could accept him having a bit part if he didn't speak and got killed immediately
[06:38.50] <elmy> just him in a black robe
[06:39.04] <+ProtoChaud> but i just want to see him get killed in something
[06:40.44] <elmy> its me adam sandler. i have to die now
Quote #357 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 11:54PM, January 3rd, 2015
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[02:52.12] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.17] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.18] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.18] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.19] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.20] <+valiums> .steal
[02:52.22] * Barkeep notices valiums attempting to steal his tips
Quote #356 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 11:40PM, December 28th, 2015
Score: 0
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<reptilicus> raisins dont belong in cookies
<rtil> they belong in the trash
<ExBerian> like rtils wifu
<ExBerian> in
<ExBerian> the
<ExBerian> trash.
Quote #355 | Submitted by: d-floe on 3:53PM, December 26th, 2015
Score: -4
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[16:09] <+Kizunami> You're on the front porch of an old antique house
[16:10] <+Kizunami> You decide that the weather is too hot and damp and decide to come inside for some fresh air conditioning
[16:11] <+Kizunami> It's August 18th 1994 just by the shore of Miami
[16:12] <+Kizunami> You open the gold trimmed mahogany door, an antique design carved into the frame of the door
[16:13] <+Kizunami> The house is surrounded with shuttered windows, unable to see the inside from out here
[16:14] <+Kizunami> As you open the door you notice the inside of the house is lit very well and all the walls and floor are a blank tingent white
[16:14] <+Lishy> uh
[16:14] <+Lishy> what
[16:14] <+Kizunami> There's no furniture but a single framed picture hung on the wall
[16:14] <+Kizunami> You make your way closer and notice a caption on the photo
[16:15] <+Kizunami> The caption reads "black people"
[16:15] <+Kizunami> That's all you remember before you blacked out
[16:16] <+Kizunami> You don't even remember what the photo was
[16:16] <+Kizunami> All you can seem to remember
[16:16] <+Kizunami> Was black people
[16:16] <+Kizunami> It's December 9th 2003
[16:17] <+Kizunami> You wake up in a car with your presumed family driving you home
[16:17] <+Kizunami> Your presumed wife asks you about the gallery
[16:18] <+Kizunami> "Black people"
[16:18] <+Kizunami> It's all you said
[16:18] <+Kizunami> All that left your mouth
[16:19] <+Kizunami> your family looks puzzled then uncomfortable
[16:20] <+Kizunami> "We don't talk about that anymore sweety"
[16:20] <+Kizunami> Your wife says
[16:20] <+Kizunami> She crosses her arms with a grim look on her face
[16:21] <+Kizunami> You cross your arms
[16:21] Quit: Sirius7 [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[16:21] <+Kizunami> Suddenly you realise something
[16:21] <+Kizunami> Who's driving the car?
[16:22] <+Kizunami> "Black people did this"
[16:22] <+Kizunami> You exclaim
[16:23] <+Kizunami> She's ashamed
[16:23] <+Kizunami> You try to leave the moving vehicle
[16:23] <+Kizunami> The doors are welded shut
[16:24] <+Kizunami> "Black"
[16:24] <+Kizunami> "People"
[16:30] <+Lishy> ..
Quote #354 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 1:24PM, December 24th, 2015
Score: 3
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<slack> i get a boner just by opening chrome in incognito mode
<slack> cause my dick always knows what comes next
Quote #353 | Submitted by: rtil on 12:58AM, December 16th, 2015
Score: 4
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[00:50:56] <+[Dust]> I wish I had a real wayback machine
[00:51:11] <+[Dust]> I could send shitposts into the past.
Quote #352 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 12:31AM, December 16th, 2015
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[03:19.46] <+Binary-2> blu we need to talk real quick
[03:19.49] <+Binary-2> calling you
[03:20.24] <+ExBerian> call dust and i and sal and rtil when your done
[03:20.39] <~rtil> no
[03:22.44] <+Binary-2> check call rtil all night
[03:23.33] <BluPhoenix> [x] annoy everyone
[03:24.36] <+Binary-2> bingo
[03:25.39] <~rtil> [x] ban those who oppose me
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