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Quote #351 | Submitted by: ExBerian on 12:26AM, December 16th, 2015
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<rtil> [x] ban those who oppose me
Quote #350 | Submitted by: dilly on 11:00PM, December 10th, 2015
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<+ExBerian> are you gonna work for them thor
<@dilly> thor is too busy doing sweet archery shots
<+Thor> I'd consider it down the line
<+Thor> that too
<@dilly> also i almost forgot to put the I in doing
<+Thor> they're film VFX though
<+Thor> I'm game FX
<@dilly> so it would have been "thor is too busy dong"
<+Thor> which I enjoy more B]
<@dilly> and that's not right
<@dilly> oh
<+Thor> dilly do you want to see my dong
<@dilly> i'm ok thank you though
<~rtil> ∩( ・ω・)∩
<+Thor> this dong is very similar to the one I have http://ii.mypivots.com/banknotes/vnd-20000-vietnamese-dongs-2.jpg
<@dilly> hahahah
<+Thor> sometimes I take it out to show the ladies
<+Thor> my dong
<+Thor> they're like
<+Thor> "Damn, that's a big dong"
<@dilly> does your dong smell nice?
<~rtil> the things i'd do with 20,000 dongs
<+Thor> no it smells like old leather
<@dilly> manly dong
<+Thor> I should air it out more
<@dilly> take your dong out for a drive
<+Thor> hang it out the window even
<@dilly> a nice place to go would be the local playground
<~rtil> just wash your hands after touching dongs, you don't know where they've been
<@dilly> so that the kids could also check out your dong
<+Thor> I know where this dong's been B]
<~rtil> :o
<+Thor> I never show the kids my dong
<+Thor> that's just wrong
<+Thor> I'm afraid they might try to grab it and run off with it
<@dilly> then they'll continue to grow in a dong-less society
<+Thor> because it's so colorful
<+Thor> they could grab their own dongs if they wanted
Quote #349 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:44PM, December 8th, 2015
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[01:26.12] * Thor (~Thor@Rizon-61589C5B.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined channel #thebackalleys
[01:26.12] * Warden sets mode +v Thor for #thebackalleys
[01:26.13] <&HatsuneMiku> Don't touch Thor, let Thor touch you.
[01:26.28] * Thor touches the windows
[01:26.29] <+Thor> I uhh
[01:26.31] <+Thor> ignore that
[01:30.11] <@dilly> lmfao
Quote #348 | Submitted by: d-floe on 8:46PM, December 6th, 2015
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<Kizunami> I shit my pants in the 90s
<Kizunami> so I know that it stinks
<zwimmy> you still do
<dilly> stinky baby through and through
<dilly> 5ever
<Kizunami> are you saying you dont shit your pants
<zwimmy> no
<Kizunami> youre not saying you dont shit your pants
<zwimmy> GET
<zwimmy> OOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Quote #347 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 6:47PM, December 6th, 2015
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[09:22.20] <zwimmy> random question: if i was a furry, what animal would I be?
[09:23.37] <~rtil> a dead one *whips out gun*
Quote #346 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 9:50AM, December 6th, 2015
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[03:23.11] <Bob__> Since y'all think I'm one of you I'm going to take the opportunity to shitpost about academics and how cocky people are in the modern day concerning academics
[03:23.23] <+Kizunami> Get a job
Quote #345 | Submitted by: d-floe on 10:03PM, November 26th, 2015
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<bamyasi> I'm a vegetarian but I would still kill and eat Bluesalt if given the chance
Quote #344 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 4:28PM, November 24th, 2015
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[7:09:48 PM] *** slack has left ***
[7:09:52 PM] Kizunami: Rip
[7:09:53 PM] ker: holy shit
[7:09:53 PM] ker: no
[7:09:54 PM] ker: no
[7:09:55 PM] ker: no
[7:09:59 PM] ker: bring him back
[7:10:06 PM] Kizunami: BRING HIM BACK
[7:10:16 PM] *** Kizunami added slack ***
[7:10:50 PM] Kizunami: No escape
[7:11:38 PM] *** slack has left ***
[7:12:24 PM] Kizunami: He escaped
Quote #343 | Submitted by: d-floe on 6:53AM, November 22nd, 2015
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<[Dust]> I should be sleeping
<Kizunami> I had a dream where soup and someone else
<Kizunami> were at my house
<[Dust]> Was it me?
<Kizunami> and soup was eating this huge bowl of orange chicken
<Kizunami> idk who it was, it was a girl
<Kizunami> I had to scream at soup because he wouldnt stop throwing orange chicken around my room
<[Dust]> that sounds like something he'd do
Quote #342 | Submitted by: d-floe on 10:40PM, November 19th, 2015
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[00:34] <+Kizu> Who will be the next new TBA member
[00:34] Join: tba_051 [Rizon-5B79BA1B.cable.virginm.net]
[00:35] <+greeenkitten> this fag I assume
[00:35] <tba_051> im gay
[00:36] <+Kizu> Not again
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