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Quote #252 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 5:20AM, October 9th, 2014
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<+Sirius7> this is interesting
<+Sirius7> https://www.thunderclap.it
<@reptilicus> this is a hilarious way of causing more facebook spam
<@reptilicus> I like it
<~rtil> thunderclap is the most vapid social media platform ever created
<~rtil> it's like holding in a huge fart for as long as you can
<~rtil> then going into a room full of farts
<~rtil> and letting it out
Quote #261 | Submitted by: SrsSam77 on 5:27PM, December 9th, 2014
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<slack> `ud porn
<weedle> porn http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=porn
<weedle> The best thing in the world
<bd648> oh
<bd648> `ud robot
<weedle> robot http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=robot
<weedle> scariest fucking things on earth.
<bd648> FUCK YOU
Quote #267 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 8:11PM, February 5th, 2015
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[11:10.16] <zwimmy> my anus is 100% ability thank you very much
[11:10.29] * bd648 checks
Quote #281 | Submitted by: Shida on 2:25PM, March 29th, 2015
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<+Thor> could you fart your own polka music?
<@reptilicus> that would make life much easier
Quote #282 | Submitted by: slack on 10:36AM, March 30th, 2015
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<@Shida> OH GOD I STROKED IT
Quote #325 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 2:25AM, September 27th, 2015
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<+Sirius7> file:///C:/Users/Jimjam/AppData/Local/Temp/1442820183101.gif
<+Sirius7> hey guys I made a thing
<+AoiYamada> is that a real url?
<+AoiYamada> can't even open the link
<+Sirius7> oh goddamn it
<+Suriko> lol
<+AoiYamada> you had one job
<@reptilicus> > linking to your computer
<+Sirius7> now people know about my super embarrassing pc name
<@reptilicus> > saving things in appdata
<@reptilicus> u w o t
<+AoiYamada> guys lets just do him a favor and pretend this didn't happen
<+Sirius7> https://puu.sh/kpMMX/99731c40e1.gif
<+Sirius7> here we go
<+AoiYamada> Did you draw this?
<+Sirius7> no
<+Sirius7> but I found a neat site that allows you to manipulate photos/give them depth
<+Sirius7> and make them into figs
<+Sirius7> depthy.me
<~rtil> sam i don't think you did it right lol
<+AoiYamada> to me it's just something hovering up and down
<+Sirius7> thats all it's supposed to be
<+Sirius7> it's a simple gif thingy
<+Sirius7> apparently if you get real good with it you can turn hentai pictures into hentai
<+AoiYamada> Then you got the job done.
<~rtil> i just mean you failed to give it depth
<~rtil> it just looks like it's flying around
<~rtil> unless it's automated or something
<@reptilicus> i dunno rtil it looks like hentai to me
<@reptilicus> i can barely see the screen on account of my boner in the way
<+Sirius7> IT CRASHED WHILE I WAS DOING IMPORTANT WAIFU THINGS
<~rtil> https://is-it-porn.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/output/picture/190113/1442820183101.png
<~rtil> i'm skeptical now
Quote #342 | Submitted by: d-floe on 10:40PM, November 19th, 2015
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[00:34] <+Kizu> Who will be the next new TBA member
[00:34] Join: tba_051 [Rizon-5B79BA1B.cable.virginm.net]
[00:35] <+greeenkitten> this fag I assume
[00:35] <tba_051> im gay
[00:36] <+Kizu> Not again
Quote #345 | Submitted by: d-floe on 10:03PM, November 26th, 2015
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<bamyasi> I'm a vegetarian but I would still kill and eat Bluesalt if given the chance
Quote #346 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 9:50AM, December 6th, 2015
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[03:23.11] <Bob__> Since y'all think I'm one of you I'm going to take the opportunity to shitpost about academics and how cocky people are in the modern day concerning academics
[03:23.23] <+Kizunami> Get a job
Quote #348 | Submitted by: d-floe on 8:46PM, December 6th, 2015
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<Kizunami> I shit my pants in the 90s
<Kizunami> so I know that it stinks
<zwimmy> you still do
<dilly> stinky baby through and through
<dilly> 5ever
<Kizunami> are you saying you dont shit your pants
<zwimmy> no
<Kizunami> youre not saying you dont shit your pants
<zwimmy> GET
<zwimmy> OOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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