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Quote #6 | Submitted by: Kooh on 3:19PM, August 21st, 2012
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22:36 worksader hiiiiii
22:36 worksader i lodsta
22:36 worksader lost
22:36 [cipher] hello
22:36 worksader my wallet
22:36 worksader
22:36 dilly good gravy child
22:36 G3no Shieeeeeeeeeeetttt
22:36 dilly the last day of work and you lose your wallet?
22:36 worksader yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:37 dilly tut tut :<
22:37 worksader it was there thje whole timemmemamfdsmk
22:37 *** Stus_wallet joined #thebackalleys cgiirc@Rizon-AA7975A7.dsl.dyn.telnor.net
22:37 HatsuneMiku We were just talking about you, Stus_wallet.
22:37 worksader hiiiii
22:37 Mexikooh HOLY CRAP
22:37 worksader miuku
22:37 G3no ROFLMAO
22:37 G3no WAIT
22:37 worksader oh
22:37 worksader nnnoo
22:37 worksader wallet
22:37 *** G3no is now known as awdawe
22:37 worksader come here
22:38 *** Stus_wallet quit () cgiirc@Rizon-AA7975A7.dsl.dyn.telnor.net
22:38 worksader fukc
22:38 Mexikooh oh no
22:38 worksader no
22:38 worksader asshole
22:38 awdawe LOL
Quote #9 | Submitted by: creamcorn on 3:33PM, August 21st, 2012
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< wwchicken> joke time!
<Lionsef> okay!
< wwchicken> I like my women like my sponges...
< wwchicken> yellow and full of wet holes
<Metroid62> ?
<Metroid62> oh
<Metroid62> you'll love spongebob then
<Metroid62> she's both
< wwchicken> your turn to joke
<Lionsef> sorry against my religion
< wwchicken> sorry i didnt mean any disrespec
< wwchicken> my turn
<Lionsef> good luck out there, champ
< wwchicken> i like my beer like my mountains
< wwchicken> huge
<Metroid62> I thought you said dicks for a second there
< wwchicken> i like my beer like my dicks
< wwchicken> huge
< wwchicken> i like my money like my pimples
< wwchicken> green
< wwchicken> i like my toes like my computer
< wwchicken> well organised
<BluPhoenix> i like my insane AIs like i like my chicken
<BluPhoenix> beaten
< wwchicken> i like my bluphoenix like i like my constipated bowels
< wwchicken> not
< wwchicken> i like my armchair like i like my couch
< wwchicken> comfortable to sit on
<Lionsef> wow
<Lionsef> why arent you a millionaire
<Lionsef> are are you?
<BluPhoenix> [22:00] < wwchicken> i like my bluphoenix like i like my constipated bowels
<BluPhoenix> [22:01] < wwchicken> not
<BluPhoenix> wtf man i wasnt talking about you
< wwchicken> but i was
<BluPhoenix> rude
< wwchicken> i like my women like i like my meat
< wwchicken> a lot
<Lionsef> the best
<BluPhoenix> i like my women like i like my chips
<BluPhoenix> heavily salted
<Lionsef> gross
< wwchicken> i like my coffee like i like my women
< wwchicken> i dont like coffee
<BluPhoenix> forever alone
< wwchicken> i like my video games like i like my movies
< wwchicken> because theyre equally nice
<BluPhoenix> i like my anime like i like my mysteries
<BluPhoenix> a little ECCHI dohohoho
<Lionsef> softcore?
< wwchicken> i dont get it
<BluPhoenix> pun on 'sketchy'
<Lionsef> yeah neither do I
< [cipher]> i get it!
< wwchicken> me too
<Lionsef> I know what ecchi means
<Lionsef> but
<Lionsef> whatever fine Ill give it to you
<Lionsef> 2/3
<BluPhoenix> i dont want your damn lemons
<Lionsef> but they're half price
<BluPhoenix> burn your house down
<BluPhoenix> with the lemons
< wwchicken> i like my 'i like my x like i like my y jokes' like i like my blowjobs
< wwchicken> good and not from bluephoenix
< wwchicken> jk you give good blowjobs
<Lionsef> sorry we removed the combustible centers cause of customer complaint
<BluPhoenix> thank you.
<Lionsef> you spelled bluphoenix wrong
<BluPhoenix> who cars
< wwchicken> no i spelled it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< wwchicken> asshole...
<Lionsef> okay
<Lionsef> ill give it to you
<Lionsef> 1/2
< wwchicken> i like my fridge like i like my cupboard
< wwchicken> full of corpses
<Lionsef> ed gein
< wwchicken> i like my video games like i like my girls
< wwchicken> but sometimes i like video games more
<BluPhoenix> id advise you vouch for loveplus
<BluPhoenix> i like my 'i like my x like i like my y jokes' from chicken like i like my russian roulette
<BluPhoenix> both ending with me blowing my brains out
< wwchicken> you like your russian roulettes to end like that?
<BluPhoenix> yes
Quote #19 | Submitted by: redmongoose on 10:39PM, August 22nd, 2012
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Crabarms: The dog was a bomb.
Quote #21 | Submitted by: rtil on 11:55PM, August 29th, 2012
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Quote #25 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 7:32PM, September 2nd, 2012
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[08:21.18] < rrrusty> thats a sick grandma drop
Quote #38 | Submitted by: Evelynn on 6:12PM, September 18th, 2012
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18:08 Haru hatsune miku, bd648 fell, fix him please
18:08 bd648 o.o
18:08 bd648 plays dead
18:08 HatsuneMiku Does he need mouth to mouth?
18:08 Haru well now we know how to get him to cooperate
18:09 Haru no he needs hand to back of head
18:09 Haru that should do it
18:09 HatsuneMiku I'll go get my metal bat.
18:09 Haru i'll go grab a camera
Quote #39 | Submitted by: bd648 on 7:23PM, September 18th, 2012
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20:19 G3no: i started
20:19 G3no: with sticks
20:19 G3no: there's nothing stiffer than that
20:19 Sheepy: big sticks
20:20 bd648: note: that is so weird out of context
20:20 rtil: nothin stiffer than a stickjob
Quote #41 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:55PM, September 19th, 2012
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11:22 PM dillyisawilly: sev-chan what kind of kawaii underwear are you wearing tonight
11:22 PM dillyisawilly: i must match
11:23 PM dillyisawilly: i can check it for you~
Quote #55 | Submitted by: Flee on 12:01AM, October 16th, 2012
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<zhi> fluffkomix
<Andeh-> bd648
<bd648> andeh-
<ExBerian> ExBerian!!!! :D
<zhi> youre all banned
Quote #57 | Submitted by: bd648 on 7:25PM, October 19th, 2012
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20:18 bd648 ....kooh has a boo fetish?
20:18 bd648 mmmm kay
20:18 Kooh- No
20:18 Kooh- I like cute characters
20:19 bd648 ok true
20:19 bd648 and agreed
20:19 bd648 hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
20:19 Spookda this video is great Blu
20:19 Kooh- When you marry a cutesey style (or come to terms that you draw cutesy)
20:19 Kooh- there
20:19 Spookda I love Boos
20:19 Spookda I am glad its october
20:19 Spookda cause it doesn't look too weird
20:19 Spookda with the amount I draw boos
20:20 Kooh- They're easy to draw
20:20 Kooh- and fun to decorate
20:21 rtil and he wants to have sex with a ghost
20:21 Kooh- how would you even stick it on a boo
20:21 rtil i dunno you're the ghost sex expert not me!
20:21 bd648 does it feel floaty?
20:21 Kooh- How would you know I'm a ghost sex expert anyways
20:21 BluPhoenix you ever stick it between the pillows?
20:22 BluPhoenix yeah.
20:22 BluPhoenix like that.
20:22 Kooh- Nope
20:22 bd648 nope
20:22 Kooh- but since you're the pillow expert
20:22 Kooh- tell me what it feels with ghosts
20:22 Kooh- im DYING to know
20:23 *** BluPhoenix quit (Quit: wow) ~IceChat9@Rizon-E2BCB0A1.lightspeed.gdrpmi.sbcglobal.net
20:23 rtil that feel when you will never have sex with a ghost
20:23 Kooh- that feel when ryan's posting freaky shit again
20:23 bd648 that feel when feel
20:23 rtil i think that was an 'i feel awkward' /quit
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