thebackalleys
dota and yaoi
You are not logged in.
( Login | Register )
Quote Database
Hilarious and wacky quotes from our very own TBA members!
Submit a quote
Search for a quote with keywords:
Quotes (sorted by oldest) total quotes: 394
Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40
Quote #94 | Submitted by: slack on 4:07AM, December 13th, 2012
Score: 3
( +3 )
|
[05:56:42] < slack> theres something fishy here
[05:56:45] * reptilicus slaps slack around a bit with a large trout
Quote #95 | Submitted by: Kooh on 2:36PM, December 14th, 2012
Score: 5
( +5 )
|
14:32 Kooh- the character's from bowie though
14:32 Kooh- THIS HAS BEEN A KOOH IS A MUSICAL NERD MOMENT
14:32 reptilicus coming next: Kooh gets personal with sea creatures variety hour
14:32 reptilicus slaps Kooh- around a bit with a large trout
14:32 reptilicus slaps Kooh- around a bit with a large trout
14:32 reptilicus slaps Kooh- around a bit with a large trout
Quote #96 | Submitted by: dilly on 12:07AM, December 17th, 2012
Score: 3
( +3 )
|
<@dilly> by putting nsfw in your name does that mean you all are looking at porn
< Haru[NSFW]> dunno about bd
<@Shads> [MLG]xX_b0xpl0x_Xx
< Haru[NSFW]> but i'm looking at monster girls :3
< bd[NSFW]> i'm looking at robot girls
< bd[NSFW]> http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/180/f/8/anime_expo___robotgirl__by_blk_kitti-d55cxuc.jpg
<@dilly> so you are sloshing the meat hook
<@dilly> understood
Quote #97 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 8:29AM, December 21st, 2012
Score: 3
( +3 )
|
< bd648> i just shove that thing in my mouth and force it down
Quote #98 | Submitted by: bd648 on 12:06PM, December 21st, 2012
Score: 1
( +1 )
|
[2:56pm] psi43: uhhh wow creepy
[2:56pm] psi43: i set the school bus on fire and you hear kids screaming and all lmfao
Quote #99 | Submitted by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on 8:57PM, December 21st, 2012
Score: 3
( +3 )
|
< slack> but one time i dreamed that i pissed all over myself and i woke up with piss all over myself
<@reptilicus> lmaaaaaaooooooooooo
< slack> i guess that's a "wet dream"
< bd648> well ok
<%Koohmander_Sergi> no
<%Koohmander_Sergi> you guessed wrong
<%Koohmander_Sergi> im sorry
< slack> pee is wet man
< slack> so it was a dream in which i woke up wet
<@reptilicus> ...imagine if pee was dry
<@reptilicus> like a powder
< slack> god
<@reptilicus> you have to squeeze out
<@reptilicus> jesus
< bd648> mind-fuck
< slack> imagine if pee was gloopy
< slack> like gogurt
< slack> and you had to sqeeze out
< bd648> eh.
< bd648> that would be less weird
<@reptilicus> like icing a cake
< slack> ahaha
< ExBerian> XDDDDDD what did i come backk too?
< slack> the harder you squeeze the more comes out
<@reptilicus> TBA: pee viscosity conversations
Quote #100 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 12:33PM, December 27th, 2012
Score: 2
( +2 )
|
[03:31.16] <shmeckelbutt> what's that one initial d song
[03:31.17] <shmeckelbutt> you know
[03:31.21] <BluPhoenix> running
[03:31.22] <BluPhoenix> in
[03:31.22] <shmeckelbutt> the one that's over fucking played
[03:31.24] <BluPhoenix> the 90s?
[03:31.27] <shmeckelbutt> yes
[03:31.37] <shmeckelbutt> you already know....
[03:31.40] < wwchicken> LUNNING IN THE NINETIES
[03:31.58] <BluPhoenix> AHM JUS LAHNIN IN DA NAINTIEZ
[03:32.15] <shmeckelbutt> i need 2 put that song into my dj set
[03:32.21] < wwchicken> my fav is probably NIGHTO FAYAA
[03:32.25] <shmeckelbutt> put bithes in heat
[03:32.32] < wwchicken> good plan
Quote #101 | Submitted by: shmeckelbutt on 2:03PM, December 28th, 2012
Score: -2
( +1 | -3 )
|
14:01 Tardigrade Actually, Shmeckel
14:02 Tardigrade What is an internet master by your definition?
14:02 bd648 an internet master? is shida
14:02 shmeckelbutt DID YOU JUST CALL ME SHMECKEL
14:02 shmeckelbutt I'M FUCKING CHOKING
Quote #102 | Submitted by: bd648 on 3:14PM, December 29th, 2012
Score: 2
( +2 )
|
sinitron: it's like if i made a german hardporn thread discussing the artistic merits of filming and camera angles bringing out the natural beauty in the human body to incite excitement in the viewer
wwchicken: do it
sinitron: when in fact it's just some nasty krauts with hairy buttholes
Quote #103 | Submitted by: BluPhoenix on 10:27PM, December 29th, 2012
Score: 2
( +2 )
|
01:27 r.elm [SPHINOYD]: reason for ban: hollering at me, calling me all kinds of unjust accusations, im not a 'dildo' toucher', thank u.
© rtil 2006-2022. contact | about | page generated in 0.2576 seconds.